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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

"Let me be the one who calls you baby
all the time
Surely you can take some comfort
knowing that you’re mine"
-The Used (via alibixmaggie)

loviely:

i put your name on the bullet
so everyone knows
you were the last thing
that went through my head.

crunchier:

*receives a text* person: hey!

me: hey

*person reads it but doesn’t reply*

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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